The 10pm thread (archived) - Page 1110

Originally Posted by greg63:
Heard it a long tome ago, and it's still funny. :-)

It was emailed to me just a few minutes ago. Perfect timing.

Originally Posted by Joie:
It was emailed to me just a few minutes ago. Perfect timing.

Yep! :-)

Well since no one else has the nerve; I'll be the first.

Nite Planet. :-)

Originally Posted by Simply Red:
hi and bye.

Dang! Beat me to it! :-)

Originally Posted by Simplex3:
Should have castrated himself.

That would have helped him AND society at large.

basically did, after the she devil and I divorced

pussies. both of ya.

Originally Posted by greg63:
Dang! Beat me to it! :-)

heh

Originally Posted by Joie:
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby
delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor
said that the hospital was testing an

amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of
the

mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were
willing

to try it out.

Both said they were very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters,
explaining

that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had
ever

experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband
felt fine

and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain
transfer. The

husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
husband's

blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband
continued

to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously
helping the

wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
transfer ALL the

pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually
no pain,

and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home they found the Milkman dead on the
porch.

:-) :-) That's good,

Originally Posted by greg63:
Heard it a long tome ago, and it's still funny. :-)

I think I can say with a fair amount of certainty, that I've heard them all.

Originally Posted by milkman:
I think I can say with a fair amount of certainty, that I've heard them all.

The email said Mailman but a little editing fixed that.

nighty night all, pink eye me out of this place.....

Originally Posted by crazycoffey:
nighty night all, pink eye me out of this place.....

Night night Kitty Cat

Originally Posted by Joie:
Night night Kitty Cat

Going easy on them tonight huh?

Originally Posted by Guru:
Going easy on them tonight huh?

I don't remember why but I called him Kitty Cat one other time.