Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
It's the off-season. Nothing like a display of dumbassery from Midnight Vulture Felcher/Whatsmynameagain for some laughs.
It's usually amusing when the kiddos are on Summer Vacation and start playing "Internet Tough Guy" on their parent's computer. Carfeful, Whatsmynameagain...Daddy won't be happy when he gets your text message bill and sends you to spend some "quality time" with your Uncle Chester.
unlimited data w/sprint, jerkoff. now go eat you nutri system meal.
Originally Posted by Dartgod:
I'm sorely disappointed in the Mods that run this place now. In the past, this douchebag's username would have been changed faster than you can say "Phony Gonzalez".
This place hasn't been the same since Phobia left...
Hey, I changed his avatar to a motorcycle in flames. But he changed it back after a while. :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by Donger:
Well, I picked up my bike with sidecar last night, and I haven't seen an increase in the frequency of female attention. What is the anticipated timeframe for said attention to increase after procuring the "chick magnet"?
If I understand correctly, the transformation should be immediate. Wait...have you been spray-tanned yet? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Adept Havelock:
So Daddy signed you up for an unlimited plan? Smart guy. Shame it obviously didn't get passed to his son.
Does your summer school teacher know you're posting from the bathroom, or do they just figure you're jerking off in there...again?
its always creative when each and everyone of you make some "you're a kid" insult. seriously it never gets old and is probably the most original insult I've come across. something else im going to come across = your wifes face
Originally Posted by Adept Havelock:
So Daddy signed you up for an unlimited plan? Smart guy. Shame it obviously didn't get passed to his son.
Does your summer school teacher know you're posting from the bathroom, or do they just figure you're jerking off in there...again?
besides, if I did jerk it that would prove im a real man right? now your just contradicting the lemmings thoughts. what a master of deciet. im confused but not in away tha you would like to take advantage of. seriously if you guys think im a kid then what's all the gay talk of dick sucking? is that what you do to young boys and your hoping I am one? im getting the feeling you are priests or republicans or both.
Originally Posted by FAX:
Hi guys!! We're a bunch of hot babes that really dig Midnight FAX!!! We're posting via mobile device using his login name because it's the coolest login name ever. We hang and have sex with FAX because he rides a motorcycle and doesn't wear a shirt to our parties. He's the best and the coolest because he makes us hotter than the really super hot babes we already really are. Posted via mobile device.
A BUNCH OF FAX'S HOT BABES
Yes, but does he wear a big cowboy belt buckle? That will really bring the chicks in. especially if you are not a real cowboy. [Reply]
Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain:
its always creative when each and everyone of you make some "you're a kid" insult. seriously it never gets old and is probably the most original insult I've come across. something else im going to come across = your wifes face
Posted via Mobile Device
This is turning into a Abbott and Costello skit gone bad!
Originally Posted by Donger:
Okay, look. The dude said that "Chicks dig guys with bikes." Nothing was said about tanning, sprayed-on or otherwise.
some of it is implied. Let me help you out. you need a necklace. preferably some sort of vague meaningless symbol that will fool most dumb gals into thinking it means something surreal. Next, get a huge belt buckle, but do not, I repeat, do not, use it to actually hold your pants up. You want to show some of your boxers, ya know, like the rappers started a few years back when we were kids. Then, and only then should you get the spray tan. Oh , and dont waste money on the spray tan until you have had your chest hairs waxed off. [Reply]
Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain:
its always creative when each and everyone of you make some "you're a kid" insult. seriously it never gets old and is probably the most original insult I've come across. something else im going to come across = your wifes face
Originally Posted by tooge:
some of it is implied. Let me help you out. you need a necklace. preferably some sort of vague meaningless symbol that will fool most dumb gals into thinking it means something surreal. Next, get a huge belt buckle, but do not, I repeat, do not, use it to actually hold your pants up. You want to show some of your boxers, ya know, like the rappers started a few years back when we were kids. Then, and only then should you get the spray tan. Oh , and dont waste money on the spray tan until you have had your chest hairs waxed off.
Do you have to be prematurely balding, like the guy in the picture? Is that optional? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Donger:
Okay, look. The dude said that "Chicks dig guys with bikes." Nothing was said about tanning, sprayed-on or otherwise.
I think you're out of luck. What chick is going to want to have sex with a guy who looks like you? Look at your picture in your avi, for crying out loud. [Reply]
