IF YOURE NOT On GEaR, YOU TAKE IT in THe REAR, Pussy!
-T RF
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Has anyone ever seen The Guardian and Wallcrawler in the same room?
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With all due respect to UChieffy’s lock on the bottom of the barrel discussion, those two have carved out a very important niche here. Their contributions are both equally cringe.
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Says the guy who has it all so put together, he neg reps someone for writing a videogame review in the Media Center, because his feels got hurt in a thread where he got called out for being a ****ing dickbag, after

Might wanna do your best Andy Reid and look in the mirror before throwing "cringe" around. Glass houses and all that.
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:-)

There's literally no more a mark of pride on CP than Wallcrawler's opprobrium. Remarkable how much your entire being on this forum has been mocked in this discussion.

Cringe, indeed.
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Affliction
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If you take pride in being called out for what you really are, glad to help. Personally I thought you'd take more pride in a post that had multiple four syllable words. Great job, unless you know, your handler is replying for you.

Why don't you run along now, find a five syllable word, and work it into a reply to a thread you don't think should have been made?

Fun!!
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Hahaha. It's amusing this is the best you've got. I'm sure my educational (and career) achievements have been illuminated by this very scathing indictment.

Now let's get back to everyone's mocking you.
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I can see everyone broke out their Ed Hardy t shirts today bros.

Wish I could be around to read the pending fun
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i think he just needs a hug and kiss, i’ll give him a smooch
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smithandrew051 may be able to scientifically confirm whether Guardian has a micropenis. He'd had some success before in these situations.
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We're all about as impressed with your "achievements" as we are with how much TheTardian "clips" per year.

I guess this means you won't be gifting me playoff tickets in exchange for tragi-comic attempts to paint you and your dipshittery as a class act on this board when it's plain to anyone with the most basic level of literacy that you're an extremely anal retentive raging douchebag exhibiting old man yelling at clouds behavior.

It's a shame that during your "educational achievements" you never learned the most basic shit like if you see a thread on a discussion board you aren't interested in, you really can just scroll past it and not click it.

Alas, the hyper anal nature of your being compels you to not only enter, but cry about its very existence upsetting the meticulously crafted vision you had for what the message board should look like, adding nothing to the thread but a sad attempt to derail the thread with your douchebaggery.

Yes. What an asset you are. Your friends list here is probably comprised of the usual suspects that share your lack of self control and take great pleasure in posting the letter q as their response, hoping to show the rest of the board just how cool they are for noticing that this topic is also being discussed in another thread.

And that ladies and germs, is how an angry, anal "educator" becomes a full fledged member of that super elite, much beloved internet group, The Thread Police.

Now, I'm sure you've got some videogames to look down your nose at, so I'll let you get back to languishing in your angry, miserable existence.
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Q
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Hey TheGuardian:

Your mom smelled like a 6 day old dumpster at Long John Silver's so I passed on that, but I'll fit you into my schedule when you're ready. Lmk when you pile enough points on your EBT card to make it out west. Ciao, pussy
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Sometimes new material just writes itself.
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