"too drunk and horny to care" doesn't mean "I was so wasted that I had no idea what was going on"

I was fully aware of what was before me, and at that point had enough liquor in me and had blue balls to the point where I was going to screw this hot she/he regardless.
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no food was eaten, but she/he did buy me a few drinks. maybe that was all part of the grand plan.
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"You're gun is digging into my hip"
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Hold on a minute, Sparky.

The penis was revealed. THEN he went down on you, and AFTER that you butt ****ed him? You butt fucked a man?

And now you're telling everyone about it?

This is definitely a coming out of the closet thread. The man had tits, but he's still a man. You had sex with a man, and you've already said you don't regret it. It's only a matter of time before you come completely out of the closet and start sucking every dick you can.

:-)
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Nope.

But I bet that wasnt her son.
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just got the tranny's facebook link. cringing so fukin hard right now looking at these pics. looked way more passable last night. still probably looks better than most of the chicks ive banged recently, but obviously a man if you are looking at her through sober eyes.
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Oh, it was, bro. It was his 21st BD or something, and he was flaming.
First she told me he thought I was cute. Then she started hitting on me, and when she got drunk, she got down to brass tax.
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One of my buddies got blown a lil while back and sent me a pic right after it happened.
MFer had a 5'0clock shadow. It was Hilarious.

Oh, and let's see the pics, f@g.
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You can quit putting the she/he in your posts. It was a man you fucked.
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I've been plenty drunk. Many, many times.

I've never been "Oh, she's a dude? Whatever." drunk.
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Just about to say this. Now referring to him as her. Lol.
You fucked a dude. You didn't stop. You are a homo. End of story.
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