Other Sports Do You Fund The Tits? - Page 11

So girl has a nice little butt and a happy box. Butt the tits are not there. She's not asking but I'm thinking of funding the enhancement.
Best way to bring this up? Is it insulting?
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Originally Posted by vailpass:
I don't know what this means but it sounds creepy.

I believe he means knocking her up. Breasts will start producing milk and grow.
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Originally Posted by luv:
I believe he means knocking her up. Breasts will start producing milk and grow.

Ah, thanks. I have three sons, been through that. Nipple chaping, udder cream, and all. That stuff is hard on a woman.
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Threads like these sometimes make me realize I am a very different person than many of you.
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Originally Posted by DaFace:
Threads like these sometimes make me realize I am a very different person than many of you.

It's all fun and games. Except the part where Lew Dog lashed out at me. That hurt my feels.
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Originally Posted by DaFace:
Threads like these sometimes make me realize I am a very different person than many of you.

Are you gay? Or just not a tittie man?
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Originally Posted by lewdog:
Are you gay? Or just not a tittie man?

I enjoy them just fine. I just think fake ones are weird and pointless.
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Originally Posted by vailpass:
It's all fun and games. Except the part where Lew Dog lashed out at me. That hurt my feels.

:-)

I’m a married man with a 1 year old. The jealousy oozes from my pores.
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
And for 4 months during the pregnancy it works out pretty well for you. Then for 12 months afterwards they're the ultimate cock-tease (because they hurt AND the sex drive is gone) before the boob fairy returns. Then she tells you that they were only on a short-term lease, takes them away AND charges usurious interest.

So now you're STILL funding the tits several months later only the goblin you created in the process is now using all the money you could otherwise be spending to have it done by a real surgeon rather than the guy you're gonna have to pay in Mexico who will do it for 37 pesos and a Zagnut bar.

I recommend not doing that. Unless you prefer nipples that point 53 degrees in the opposite direction and cock-blocking toddlers.

:-)
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Originally Posted by lewdog:
:-)

I’m a married man with a 1 year old. The jealousy oozes from my pores.

:-) Enjoy it bud. Those are the good times.
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Sorry, I have no opinion on the matter.

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Originally Posted by htismaqe:
:-)

Yeah I laughed three or four times through reading that one.
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Her just now from the bedroom: "You back on that site?"
Me: "Do my dishes"
Her: You don't have any. And I'm buying a black dildo today just to piss you off".
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Originally Posted by vailpass:
:-) Enjoy it bud. Those are the good times.

Wait you have kids?

But are now basically Peter North?
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Fake tits are AWFUL. Unless she has ZERO tits, I would leave God's work alone and enjoy them.
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Originally Posted by vailpass:
Her just now from the bedroom: "You back on that site?"
Me: "Do my dishes"
Her: You don't have any. And I'm buying a black dildo today just to piss you off".

:-)
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