It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas Day and Chiefs football is under the Kingdom’s tree, with the stocking stuffer of hosting our oldest rival - the filthy, degenerate, vagabond Raiders! And one of the traditional ways of celebrating this beloved holiday is through music, so grab yourself a glass of eggnog, a bottle of Boulevard Nutcracker Ale or whatever your preferred cup of Christmas cheer may be and lets go a caroling with a few of these spirited Christmas and Game Day mashups!
The first touchdown the Raiders did cry
They knew it would not be the last in the turf as they lay,
In the turf where they lay,
Broken and bruised
On a wet Christmas day
That was so sweet
Victory, victory, victory, victory!
The Chiefs are gonna’ roll today!
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Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
the Lombardi on the raiders' home field, hey
Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
The Lombardi on the raiders' home field!
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On the twelfth day of Chiefsmas,
the Kingdom sent to me
Twelve hundred commercials,
Eleven cheerleaders cheering,
Ten yella flags a-flying,
Nine Rice receptions,
Eight plays of twenty,
Seven threads on rigging,
Six no look passes,
Five gameday thread bans,
Four BigMac sacks,
Three Raiders’ turnovers,
Two Kelce touchdowns,
And a cheeseburger for Andy
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Here comes Big Red
Here comes Big Red
Right down Arrowhead Drive
Patrick and Kelce and all his team, playin' on the field
Fans are screamin', defense hittin', all is merry and Gay
So wear your red and gold and set up the buffet
'Cause Big Red comes today
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Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Let your cheers be loud
Next year all our troubles, will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Make the tailgate gay
Next year all our troubles, will be miles away
Once again, as in olden days
Happy red and golden days of yore
Faithful fans who are dear to us
Will be near to us once more
Someday soon we all will be celebrating,
A Super Bowl win
Until then, we'll have to settle for a Raider beatdown
So have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas now
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Merry Christmas ChiefsPlanet!
Go Chiefs!
Fuck the Raiders!
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‘‘Twas Christmas and Gameday and all through the house
Faders fans have been pouting, their seasons been doused
Another losing season, is what they must bear
But we’re the Super Bowl champs, we don’t fucking care
Their fanbase fulla criminals, drug addicts, inbreds
Haven’t won anything of merit since Reagan’s been dead
If they think they’ll win today, then they’re high on crack
After this beatdown they better go score ounces of smack
Around 12 pm eastern their started such a clatter
They could try with their might, but it won’t even matter
Mahomes and the boys about to kick their ass
And then fuck their girlfriends, and then smoke their stash
The Chiefs fans all tuned in to watch the show
Fader fans are all upset cuz they already know
When what to my intoxicated eyes do appear
Their bowl cutted owner seems to hang out with queers
With 6 touchdown drives, that can happen so quick
It must be St Andy, and St Patrick
With touchdowns that come faster than rain
He yelled out some players, you can hear their names
Now Butker, Now Dana, Now McDuffie, and Dickerson
On Clyde, On Kelce, on Bolton and Townsend
From the locker room, to the top of Arrowheads wall
The Faders , the Dungkeys, the Sharters all fall
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