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Hall of Classics>Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find.
teedubya 02:51 PM 06-27-2009
:-)... so, I was working on some SEO stuff for a client... and I thought... Oh, I wonder if Clayton Wendler still ranks #1 for that thread "Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ...". That thread now ranks #2 for his name.

But I nearly ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw the page that ranks 5th for his name.

http://www.exploremodeling.com/conte...n_Wendler.aspx

I got an extra chuckle when I noticed that he had ZERO votes.

Is this quite possibly the most awesomest interweb find EVAR? :-) :-)
:-)

EDIT: Site down due to comment hilarity... but the cache is here for a couple days, anyway:

http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:...&ct=clnk&gl=us
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Otter 04:34 PM 06-28-2009
I was sure it was a young Robert DeNiro at first glance.
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crazycoffey 01:44 AM 06-29-2009
Originally Posted by Gonzo:
No doubt...

I don't know if he did this site up himself or if someone from here did it for him, (to him). I would probably vote for the latter. As Luv said earlier, Karma's a bitch and this was his, IMO.
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and we may never know the truth, he certainly will never fess up to being behind the approval in any chisled way, sturdy shape, or sexy form. And I may not ever believe anyone claiming they did it without consent anyway.....
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Gonzo 01:09 PM 06-29-2009
In case you all missed this hilarity...
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BigVE 01:21 PM 06-29-2009
Sifted through 8 pages of hilarity and yet NO posts by Claythan??? Odd.
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Phobia 01:39 PM 06-29-2009
Originally Posted by BigVE:
Sifted through 8 pages of hilarity and yet NO posts by Claythan??? Odd.
If he were "set up" he'd be on this thread screaming his fool head off.

Nah, he got discovered.... but not discovered by a talent agency like he wanted....

Dude had an inflated opinion of himself when he was, uh,.... inflated. But it's clearly out of control now that he's dropped a couple hundred lbs.
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JOhn 01:46 PM 06-29-2009
Originally Posted by BigVE:
Sifted through 8 pages of hilarity and yet NO posts by Claythan??? Odd.
Unless, as someone already said, he posted it himself. :-)



You'd think he would enjoy all the attention.:-)
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Phobia 01:47 PM 06-29-2009
Originally Posted by JOhn:
Unless, as someone already said, he posted it himself. :-)



You'd think he would enjoy all the attention.:-)
Normally, yes. This is one time he's embarrassed. Strange.
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Skip Towne 01:48 PM 06-29-2009
Originally Posted by Phobia:
If he were "set up" he'd be on this thread screaming his fool head off.

Nah, he got discovered.... but not discovered by a talent agency like he wanted....

Dude had an inflated opinion of himself when he was, uh,.... inflated. But it's clearly out of control now that he's dropped a couple hundred lbs.
:-) A couple of hundred pounds.
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Fat Elvis 02:51 PM 06-29-2009
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Normally, yes. This is one time he's embarrassed. Strange.
He's NEVER gonna live that one down....
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dirk digler 02:53 PM 06-29-2009
How embarrassing to be discovered trying to be a gay model.
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Fat Elvis 02:53 PM 06-29-2009
When you think about it, it gets really funny because you know his MOM took the pictures.
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JOhn 02:55 PM 06-29-2009
Originally Posted by Fat Elvis:
When you think about it, it gets really funny because you know his MOM took the pictures.
:-)

Oh jeeezzzz

I just about choked on my drink. I hadn't even thought about that :-)

Oh Claythannnnnn Mommy says it's picture time... :-)
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Fat Elvis 08:02 AM 06-30-2009
I don't know what hurt worse for him: that his secret was uncovered by Chiefsplanet and they teased him, or that the moderators on the model site thought the pictures and comments were part of a chat room gag.

Ouch. A site for wannabe male models thinks the pictures you posted of yourself are part of a cruel joke.
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Iowanian 09:08 AM 06-30-2009
He'd probably have had better luck if he was still fat, regrowing that Amish Catfish beard and modeling as a "bear".




Roar, tigger.
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gblowfish 09:13 AM 06-30-2009
Claythan might be the next Ryan Seacrest.


Or not...
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