Well since I’m a bit tardy I would like to apply to the practice squad. I would run the scout smak team.

For example, I could explain the correlation between Peterson and the increase in hoof-n-mouth disease in Bolivia. I see this role as somewhat like the New Jersey Generals, which is actually a farm team for the Harlem Globetrotters.

Thank you for your consideration.


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mark,

but, but but but..bbbbbuttt if cameron is Center...I wanna be quaaaaaaaaarterrrrbaaack! :-) (now I really sound like a packfan)
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Mi is the owner and punter. ROTF:-) That's one hell of a combo!
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And let me just say, if I get 1 punt blocked, you're all fired.
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Dartgod,
I got dips on the kicker postion...

(Adam Sandlers "Lonely Kicker" playing in the back ground)

Besides I can really screw up our field postion with the best of them. Heck I got the name John, and I can change my last name to Baker.

But if Bawana says no, I'll take WR, I'm I good actor, and can cry like a baby after each hit, ala' Eddie boy!
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Bob Dole: Bwana wants to be a little more creative than your formentioned "position." I was thinking more of something involving monkey bars or some other twisted situation.

If Bwana Is going to do the GM gig, it will never be never be said the he is "to conservative."
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Ahhh... Freaky Circus Sex.

Duly noted, Bwana.
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Iowa--
Cameron Diaz is the center?

We will never, ever run the shotgun when I'm QBing! :-)

MM
~~Want to keep his hands warm on cold days . . . and warm days . . . and hot days . . . any day . . .

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Well he does live in Montana, what else is there to do.

Please don't include any circus midgets
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I'd like to be an undersized DE or OLB. I'm 6' - 208 lbs - have been as large as 255 in the past.

I don't know if I'm idiot enough to be on the team but I would appreciate consideration.
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I believe I should rethink the Diaz for center option...Given the Chiefs playbook and tendency to run Grunhart butt right and left...All backs would end up looking like bennett..stopping after running directly into the glutious of our center.
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Now JOhn! You just earned yourself a starting WR position pal.
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KPhobia,
You should be able to make the team easy enough
:-)

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Here is a tentative roster, as far as I have been able to tell.

Bwana and Mi: Please feel free to correct as necessary. I'm just the QB—I can't catch it, run it or decide who does either. I just throw it.

Team owner/punter: Mi_chief_fan
GM: Bwana
Coach: Denzel and/or Gene Hackman
QB: Mark M
RB: FB-Bob Dole
HB-Luz (you do know where to line up, right?)
WR: KPhobia, JOhn
OL: Titus, Wolfman, Russ
TE: Mark Kilgore (sorry, had to go there).
PK: Dartgod
Waterboy: alanm

PR/KR: mlyonsd
MLB: Chief Priority
SS: Iowanian
Whiny b!tch with no good input in any way: Packfan.

MM
~~Trying to set the roster for opening day.

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Phil: As far as I can see, you're on. I can recall several rather heated debates between you and pack-eeeeer. That seems to be about all it takes.
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