Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
LOL so some of you old folks say "Back in my day I was crazier than you" or " Back in my day I picked up chicks just as hot"
Okay sure gramps now go back to watching Matlock
So have you given any thought to what you want to do when you grow up and become a man? [Reply]
last night was great. saw some good local music and picked up a little hottie. didn't have to drive home drunk she did right to her loft downtown. pullin some high class ass. you suckers can dream about enjoying kansas city the way I can. Posted via Mobile Device [Reply]
Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain:
last night was great. saw some good local music and picked up a little hottie. didn't have to drive home drunk she did right to her loft downtown. pullin some high class ass. you suckers can dream about enjoying kansas city the way I can. Posted via Mobile Device
Was she still a hottie once you woke up this morning next to her? Or was it another attack of the beer goggles? [Reply]
Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain:
last night was great. saw some good local music and picked up a little hottie. didn't have to drive home drunk she did right to her loft downtown. pullin some high class ass. you suckers can dream about enjoying kansas city the way I can. Posted via Mobile Device
Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain:
last night was great. saw some good local music and picked up a little hottie. didn't have to drive home drunk she did right to her loft downtown. pullin some high class ass. you suckers can dream about enjoying kansas city the way I can. Posted via Mobile Device
The female impersonation shows at Missie B's do not count as "some good local music." Did "she" have hair on her knuckles? [Reply]
Originally Posted by kcrockaholic4life:
most of these guy on here might be older that you, but atleast they have a sh*t load more class that you ever will....enough said.
Just about everyone here is older than him, I suspect. Maybe we should go easy on him, as it's likely his Summer Vacation and he's finally got some alone time on Daddy's computer. [Reply]
not sure why you think im vulture. just because I don't agree with you idiots. I love the positive rep though, good to see that others think your fat dbags who have nothing better to do than hate. hate stems directly from jealousy. don't have to be dr phil to know that.Posted via your wifes asshole
"oh see they are the same guy they both post from my wifes asshole" [Reply]
