The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...om.html?sort=2 see for yourself, it is ten o'clock somewhere.
One day a polock went to his lawyer and told him he wanted a divorce from his wife.
The Lawyer said "sure I can do that so why do you want a divorce? Did she cheat on you?"
"No" replied the polock, "I just want a divorce."
The lawyer responded "you don't love her anymore?"
"No" responded the polock, "can't I just divorce her?
"Sure" the lawyer responded, "but I just have to know why, was it irreconcilable differences?"
"well" the polock responded "if you must know I think she is going to kill me"
"KILL YOU?!?!" repsonded the lawyer
"Yea" said the polock "the other day when I went through the house every drawer I opened had polish remover in it"
Originally Posted by DenverChief:
"Yea" said the polock "the other day when I went through the house every drawer I opened had polish remover in it"
Not bad, not bad at all.....
reminds me of this oldie, in case you hadn't heard it:
Micky mouse went to file for divorce from Minnie and after filing the paperwork he went before the judge.
The judge says to Micky, "I'm sorry, but I can't give you a divorce"
"Why the heck not?!?!" Micky exclaimed back
"because you need more of a reason than just, 'she is crazy', Micky."
Micky looked rather puzzled, and asked "what do you mean, I never said that! I said I want a divorce because she's F*cking Goofy!"
