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Nzoner's Game Room>*****The Patrick Mahomes Thread*****
Dante84 07:19 PM 04-27-2017
IT ****ING HAPPENED



OP UPDATE:

Because of all the interest in this thread, I've place all of the video content of Patrick Mahomes II's college career, and draft day goodness into a single post that can be found here. Enjoy!
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Hammock Parties 11:08 PM 09-22-2018
Originally Posted by rico:
T-Rex swallows a couple velociraptors in that scene, right? Cassel and Smith would be excellent velociraptors to be eaten by a T Rex.
No. Breakout scene.

I would just cap it with the banner bit.
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rico 11:11 PM 09-22-2018
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
No. Breakout scene.

I would just cap it with the banner bit.
Gotcha...

Probably not a scene you are doing, but ol’ Pat Mahomes Sr. could be the mosquito that carries the DNA.
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Rain Man 11:17 PM 09-22-2018
Originally Posted by rico:
:-)

And who is Mahomes? Andie Macdowell (I think that’s her name)?
Yeah. He's the one that Bill Murray is after.

I can just imagine the scene in the diner.

Patrick: [Phil has described several people in the diner] What about me, Phil? Do you know me too?

Phil: I know all about you. You like producing, but you hope for more than beating Pittsburgh.

Patrick: Well, everyone knows that!

Phil: You like boats, but not the ocean. You go to a lake in the summer with your family up in the mountains. There's a long wooden dock and a boathouse with boards missing from the roof, and a place you used to crawl underneath to be alone. You're a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones. You're very generous. You're kind to strangers and children, and when you stand in the snow you look like an angel.

Patrick: [in wonder] How are you doing this?

Phil: I told you. I wake up every day, right here, right in Arrowhead, and it's always February 2nd with a retread quarterback, and there's nothing I can do about it.
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Rain Man 11:21 PM 09-22-2018
Groundhog day continued:

Ned: Phil?

Phil: Matt Cassel?

[Punches Ned in the face]
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Hammock Parties 11:22 PM 09-22-2018
The groundhog day idea actually sounds pretty funny. Maybe a bye week Thing.
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Rain Man 11:24 PM 09-22-2018
Groundhog Day continued (after Phil the Chiefs fan drives off the cliff with the groundhog (played by Herm):

[after Phil has driven the truck he has stolen off a cliff to kill both himself and Punxsutawney Phil]

Larry: He... might be okay.

[the truck explodes in a fireball]

Larry: Well, no. Probably not now.
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Rain Man 11:24 PM 09-22-2018
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
The groundhog day idea actually sounds pretty funny. Maybe a bye week Thing.
I'm in if you need an assistant writer. Or an intern or something.
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Rain Man 11:26 PM 09-22-2018
Phil the Chiefs fan waking up next to Patrick.

Phil: Something is... different.

Patrick: Good or bad?

Phil: Anything different is good.
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Shaid 11:35 PM 09-22-2018
How about Walking Dead? Mahomes as Rick. Tons of great lines in that show.
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Shaid 11:47 PM 09-22-2018

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Dayze 11:49 PM 09-22-2018
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Groundhog day continued:

Ned: Phil?

Phil: Matt Cassel?

[Punches Ned in the face]
Under appreciated post.
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rico 12:01 AM 09-23-2018
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Groundhog day continued:

Ned: Phil?

Phil: Matt Cassel?

[Punches Ned in the face]
:-)
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KChiefs1 04:19 AM 09-23-2018
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Groundhog day continued:



Ned: Phil?



Phil: Matt Cassel?



[Punches Ned in the face]


I laughed out loud.
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MotherfuckerJones 06:28 AM 09-23-2018
https://www.theringer.com/platform/a...mpression=true



Chicks dig it DEEP

According to Pro Football Focus’s Mike Renner, Mahomes’s average depth of target was 14.6 yards per pass on Sunday. The highest mark in the past decade over a season was 13.4. Mahomes is part of the anti-short-passing resistance inside the NFL.




I'm sure this article is posted in here somewhere. Loved that PFF tidbit and wanted to share it
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Hammock Parties 04:13 PM 09-23-2018
I was close enough to smell the Mahssiah's jockstrap today.






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