Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
I've always wondered about guys who get thier chest and eyebrows waxed.
Do you go someplace for that? Or do you do it at home?
If you go somewhere, is it embarrassing to be seen going in there? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Claythan:
You weren't here for the original goatcheese beatdowns in 2002 and 2003. It was brutal. People would back me into a corner and I would go down swinging like a Tazmanian Devil.
Dude, you were kicked into the ditch like a dead rodent along side the road. You are still a strange son of a bitch at times, but you do have some great video. [Reply]
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud:
"Machete" is the fake trailer before "Grindhouse: Planet Terror" that's being made into a feature film by Robert Rodriguez.
If you haven't seen "Grindhouse", I'd highly recommend it. Especially "Planet Terror".
That's what I thought. I seem to remember them saying something about "one pissed off Mexican" or something like that in the trailer.
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Hmmm. I do 400 crunches a day. Hopefully there will be a pot of ab gold at the end of my rainbow.
400 sounds a little crazy lol. You probably need to work on your technique. If thats not the case and those are legit, then work on your diet. Cardio is best done right when you wake up with no food in your sotmache.
Ps. Id post pictures of myself but I dont think this is the best time or thread lol. Ive got better abs then the douche nozzle thread starter. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Bwana:
Dude, you were kicked into the ditch like a dead rodent along side the road. You are still a strange son of a bitch at times, but you do have some great video.
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
Well, I am done clowning on you poor guys for now. I am gonna go ridin now.
Feel free to post pics of your hot wifes or gfs that are sooooo much hotter than the girls I hooked up with.
I do give props to Phobia for at least showing off his skanky wife. major props to him.
Oh, of course.... when you're busy partying every night and working your way up to 6 figures everyday, who has time to rack up 30 posts a day attention-whoring across two user ids over the course of a week?
Hell, if you weren't living the life, you would be gochiefs. Good thing you have so many other good things going on in your life. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Sully:
I've always wondered about guys who get thier chest and eyebrows waxed.
Do you go someplace for that? Or do you do it at home?
If you go somewhere, is it embarrassing to be seen going in there?
He seems like the kind of guy that wouldn't stop there. He likely has them wax his apple bag as well. Save that hair there little buddy, judging from your pictures you will need it to super glue to you noggin in about two years to avoid sunburn. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Bwana:
He seems like the kind of guy that wouldn't stop there. He likely has them wax his apple bag as well. Save that hair there little buddy, judging from your pictures you will need it to super glue to you noggin in about two years to avoid sunburn.
