Chiefs ****OFFICIAL Raiders vs Chiefs Christmas Day Game Thread**** - Page 103

Nzoner's Game Room>****OFFICIAL Raiders vs Chiefs Christmas Day Game Thread****

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas Day and Chiefs football is under the Kingdom’s tree, with the stocking stuffer of hosting our oldest rival - the filthy, degenerate, vagabond Raiders! And one of the traditional ways of celebrating this beloved holiday is through music, so grab yourself a glass of eggnog, a bottle of Boulevard Nutcracker Ale or whatever your preferred cup of Christmas cheer may be and lets go a caroling with a few of these spirited Christmas and Game Day mashups!

The first touchdown the Raiders did cry
They knew it would not be the last in the turf as they lay,
In the turf where they lay,
Broken and bruised
On a wet Christmas day
That was so sweet
Victory, victory, victory, victory!
The Chiefs are gonna’ roll today!

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Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
the Lombardi on the raiders' home field, hey
Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
The Lombardi on the raiders' home field!

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On the twelfth day of Chiefsmas,
the Kingdom sent to me
Twelve hundred commercials,
Eleven cheerleaders cheering,
Ten yella flags a-flying,
Nine Rice receptions,
Eight plays of twenty,
Seven threads on rigging,
Six no look passes,
Five gameday thread bans,
Four BigMac sacks,
Three Raiders’ turnovers,
Two Kelce touchdowns,
And a cheeseburger for Andy

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Here comes Big Red
Here comes Big Red
Right down Arrowhead Drive
Patrick and Kelce and all his team, playin' on the field
Fans are screamin', defense hittin', all is merry and Gay
So wear your red and gold and set up the buffet
'Cause Big Red comes today

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Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Let your cheers be loud
Next year all our troubles, will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Make the tailgate gay
Next year all our troubles, will be miles away

Once again, as in olden days
Happy red and golden days of yore
Faithful fans who are dear to us
Will be near to us once more

Someday soon we all will be celebrating,
A Super Bowl win
Until then, we'll have to settle for a Raider beatdown
So have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas now

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Merry Christmas ChiefsPlanet!

Go Chiefs!

Fuck the Raiders!
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Gets worse

Before it gets better!

Staying hella positive
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Originally Posted by 493rd:
It’s pathetic that Andy refuses to sneak it because of a fluke play years ago

they should

no one will.expect it
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Crosby seems to have a pattern of late cheap hits.
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
Trey Smith is supposed to be a mauler?

He's either regressed or is playing with an injury.
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We’re just trying to lull them into a false sense of security
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Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Crosby seems to have a pattern of late cheap hits.

Well, he looks like a Neo Nazi in prison.
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Originally Posted by 493rd:
It’s pathetic that Andy refuses to sneak it because of a fluke play years ago

Agreed but have to give him credit for going for it there
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Originally Posted by RollChiefsRoll:
The sloppiness is ****ing infuriating.

Yep, but it's been that way all year. I'm kind of getting used to it. I think that's on Nagy.
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