Originally Posted by lewdog:
Holy shit on pickle hate. If they weren’t so salty I’d eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Doesn’t have to be with BBQ though.
And fuck Ketchup. That’s for kids. There’s so many good mustards out there that there’s basically no use for ketchup, IMO.
My wife is lockstep on the pickle love. It just doesn’t work for me. Not much for mustards though either. Although there are some nice ones I can live with on some dishes though.
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
Yeah, I'd say ketchup can fuck off too, except for one thing, . . . . corned beef hash. Perfect marriage with ketchup.
Don't HATE ketchup, . . . actually over the years I've found I don't necessarily HATE ranch even [I think Cool Ranch Doritos somehow acclimated me to the flavor], . . . but those two are among my most superfluous condiments. Condiments of last resort.
Oh, except the once and future King of hateable condiments, . . . Miracle Whip.
Ketchup is much more tolerable than a lot of the other unacceptable condiments. Much higher than bullshit ranch and the yellow mustards (see cheap burger mustards.
I gotta give some on Miracle whip. I eat enough sandwiches during fieldwork that I can’t really die on that hill. Only a little though. If I order a sandwich from anywhere it’s no Mayo/Miracle Whip. Can’t do big globs of it.
Nothing is on the level of Ranch though. Fuck that noise.
Originally Posted by GloryDayz:
Blass-Fa-Me....
Yeah. I know it’s an unpopular position that pickles suck but I’ve watched food shows and tried to talk myself into it. Nope. I’ve also had it ground up into salads and shit and it is just a full stop fuck this kind of thing.
Maybe it’s a genetic thing like the cilantro thing. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Pablo:
Do you even like the taste of cucumbers?
Me? I’ll eat the ever loving fuck out of cucumbers. Especially out of the garden. A bitter one will make me shitcan a salad quick, but yeah cucumbers are good. I don’t know why a fool would want to ruin one by pickling it. [Reply]
Yellow mustard's only purpose is to be slathered on beef chicken or pork before sprinkling with rub to make the seasonings stick.
Fuck Ranch
Originally Posted by Buehler445:
My wife is lockstep on the pickle love. It just doesn’t work for me. Not much for mustards though either. Although there are some nice ones I can live with on some dishes though.
Ketchup is much more tolerable than a lot of the other unacceptable condiments. Much higher than bullshit ranch and the yellow mustards (see cheap burger mustards.
I gotta give some on Miracle whip. I eat enough sandwiches during fieldwork that I can’t really die on that hill. Only a little though. If I order a sandwich from anywhere it’s no Mayo/Miracle Whip. Can’t do big globs of it.
Nothing is on the level of Ranch though. **** that noise.
Yeah. I know it’s an unpopular position that pickles suck but I’ve watched food shows and tried to talk myself into it. Nope. I’ve also had it ground up into salads and shit and it is just a full stop **** this kind of thing.
Maybe it’s a genetic thing like the cilantro thing.