Resident CP internet hardman and former State Super Heavyweight Bareback Wrestling Champion TheGuardian has been on a warpath recently challenging many of us on here to fights. He is mostly known for thought provoking and insightful posts such as this:
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Pat sucks
**** him
Anyway, the intention of this thread is to chronicle all threats of violence by said user just in case he acts upon them. The list is fluid and will be updated periodically.
Raiders - 29 November 2024
ydub
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Come call me a pussy and see if you don't get a beat down
St. Patty's Fire
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
You can come too.
Panthers - 24 November 2024
Womble
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
You can donate a few bucks to me coming there to slap the piss out of you and watch you crumble.
Delano's mother - admission of guilt
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I got your mom last night tho
Non-GDT threats of violence
Womble
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Wasn't that the game where he blew out Rice's knee?
I am def not the biggest crybaby in the game threads and I'd actually fist your wife and then beat your ass in front of her you low rent mental poverty bitch
Coochie liquor
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I've literally been here since 2009 you mental midget, since you can't do math. And far too many people, like you too, have gotten used to talking shit like that on the net without getting punched in the mouth. Exactly why that kid through it was ok to call Kelce a bundle of sticks with no repercussions.
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Dude I would wreck your shit for being such a beta cuck imbecile on these takes. Bitch slap you into eterinty until God couldn't put your particles back together. So shut you ****ing mouth.
The point is the playoffs you glory hole bukakke champion. Not now.
You don't win in the playoffs by letting a ****ing "Bo Nix" go down the field on you in the 4th when the game is on the line. Or averaging 2 anything yard per tote.
You're literally the biggest ****ing blowhard know nothing that comes here and runs your mouth more than Harris ran hers during her years during her political climb.
Shut your ****ing trap and finish your god damn juice box, pussy
The entire Buffalo Bills roster
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
God I want to beat the living shit out of that team
Tony Romo
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
I'd give up a month of my income to have 5 minutes alone in a room with Romo, just to beat him half to death. Few people I've ever despised as much as that piece of shit
Mostly just confused why the person who has twice as many posts as anyone else in this thread keeps telling others to go outside and get a life... :-) [Reply]
I for one complete believe that guardian has the largest cock on this site. It’s blatantly obvious.
I mean, it probably belongs to another man is inside him 8-31 minutes 3/4 nights per week, but it’s at least 50% his in an equitable share state. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Sassy Squatch:
Maybe I'm confusing him for another perpetually angry poster but I could've sworn TheGuardian actually dabbled in MMA. Or at least claimed to.
I think you're thinking of the person that went by "excessive", maybe? [Reply]
Originally Posted by TheGuardian:
Ahhh yes and now, just like I don't clip a few mil a year and am somehow a fat 350 pound slob. The widest thing on boards is watching people project their own miserable lives onto others because they've accomplished nothing.
“SUNDAY is CHEST DAY!!!! Because Nothing says macho like pulling your pecks apart while looking in the mirror to make you think about spreading the cheeks of hairy man buns!.”
-Temu Robert Frank
