Once you are done with the tee pee do a once over with a clean paper towel. Works great.
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Still wiping
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Take a shower then.
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Colostomy bag
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Bidet is the correct answer here.
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In the game of football the Quarterback is considered to be the most important position, and they’re generally tasked with lobbing the ball forward to wide receivers. Some are better than others, while some throw errant passes to receivers with defenders draped over them. Some teams, for reasons unknown, employ running backs to be their quarterback. I’ll touch on this position’s best in a moment.

Interesting tidbits- There’s a team from Kansas City (KC Chiefs) that I have found rooting for. They’re actually my favorite team. There’s, apparently, 31 other teams in the league but I’m pretty sure the average person couldn’t name even 2 of them (they’re all that bad). One that comes to mind is the Raiders. They’ve played in so many cities that I’m sure they’re unaware of where to call home. They only sign felons and their fans are all junkies, gang members, or trailer trash. It certainly makes for an interesting sight. The other 2 are the Denver Broncos and the Southern California Chargers. Both teams are dogshit, despite yearly championships being given to them before playing a single game. The Chargers are particularly interesting because nobody really wants them and, last I heard, they have like 6 fans scattered throughout the southwestern United States. You may be surprised to hear that the Chiefs are one of the more popular teams on this message board.

The Chiefs (KC) have a young quarterback named Patrick Mahomes that is pretty darn good. Handsome lad to boot.
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Sir Galant was the the most honorable knight on the battlefield; Sir Lancelot was feared by all.

But the knight even a Simply Red stooge wouldn’t want to face, was Sir Prise…..
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I'm sure the yield will be enough to feed all of Ethiopia, which is very sweet of you
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It’s been a rough couple of years, but things are getting better. Hope all is well, SR!
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I'm a proud stooge! Now meet me at Shoneys to settle this beef!
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There's so many yellow boxes
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I demand a yellow box

(yes I know the yummy asians thread exists)
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I can't tell you how happy this post makes me. I enjoyed reading it quite a lot, almost as much as I enjoy watching the Kansas City pro football organization that you mentioned, of whom I am also a relatively passionate fan of. By passionate, I mean I like them so very much.

So thank you!
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I hope Simply Red is having a great day!!!

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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