So I'm sitting here minding my own business, relaxing when I start hearing explosions over the top of my house. Aww yes, the unmistakable sound of bottle rockets. There is one rental house in my neighborhood, two houses down across the alley. It seems to attract loud music playing hell raising punk types. In any event, I get pissed off when this keeps up and go out into the backyard. I find several Bottle Rocket sticks. At this point I am left with three choices...
1.) Go to their back gate, call one of them out, beat his ass. This one is more my style and I would have enjoyed it the most hands down, but I would likely end up in the big house for the night and my wife would not be pleased when she had to come and bail me out.
2.) Call the cops and report the little fuggers. This one is just to easy and I'm not the nark type.
3.) It seems I have a few "bird bombs" left over from "the day." For those of you who do not know what these masterpieces are, they are in a 12 gauge shotgun shell and are basically an M-80 that zips through the air when you fire it out of the shotgun. They go about 100 feet before they explode. These are used by ranchers to run off the geese when they land in the wheat fields and are VERY loud. :-)
I grab the 12 gauge, crack one of my house windows, line it up over the fence and let it rip. The next few moments were priceless!:-) All you could hear were gems like "Jesus Christ!" "Where did that come from?!!"What the fug was that!!! Oh my God!" It seems I still have 24 rounds left if the little cockroaches start again. Bonus......I know as a fact they have no clue where it came from. :-):-) [Reply]
By the way comparing your actions to those of a bleeding gash is not calling you a name.
Calling you a name is saying you are a limp wristed poosey who engages in sex with dogs because no woman would have you, while reminding you your mother was unmarried and you broke your cherry with her.
Now that would be some decent name calling.:-):-):-)
Correction the above is not name calling either, it is not name calling when it is true.:-)
Originally Posted by : Originally posted by Logical When we rehash it over and over it is amazing that Jettio always remains the perfect characteur of a ridiculous bleeding gash each and every time.
Originally Posted by : Originally posted by RedNeckRaider Hey jettio I have never had any problems with you, and just thought your reply was a tad on the strong side. Bwana has always been cool to me and is one of my favorite posters here. I will just keep my chips in my own dip, he is a a big boy he can handle his own. :-)
RNR,
Bwana's allright with me.
I do not know if he just read my post and replied to that alone or if he read other people's insults and that clouded his judgment.
But I think Bwana agrees with me.
He admitted to the inconsistency and retracted the claim.
He has not shot bird bombs in the neighborhood, since.
And, he went off to play with his toys.:-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by : Originally posted by JOhn :-)
As for the wilderness thing, how would you know what is planned for the trip?
Exactly right there. How would I know?
I guess I could check back in thread, but didn't you pass a love note to Bwana saying that you two should invite me on the trip?
I do not want to go if the focus on the trip will be literacy or something that would disqualify somebody from being a Scoutmaster in the Boy Scouts. [Reply]
Originally Posted by : Originally posted by jettio Exactly right there. How would I know?
I guess I could check back in thread, but didn't you pass a love note to Bwana saying that you two should invite me on the trip?
Actually more along the lines of using you for bear bait
Originally Posted by : Originally posted by jettio
I do not want to go if the focus on the trip will be literacy or something that would disqualify somebody from being a Scoutmaster in the Boy Scouts.
Not sure what you mean there, but I'll assume your the expert. [Reply]
