You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.
This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.
No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.
All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.
Known bribes:
BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.
If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.
BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.
Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief
Raised on Riots:
Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.
Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.
Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time
Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
We need a mod. DaFace!! Wait. DaFace hates you. We're fucked.
Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider:
Should have waited I pay much better and the next 10 posters should look at my bank account. I am willing to drop millions~
We're totally fucked. I got my pennies from this guy. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
ROR is not DCS. I think I was the first person to tell him he was going to have a meltdown and start an I'm leaving forever thread. Hilarity ensued.
But this dude is a Chiefs fan. And he values Chiefsplanet. If he didn't, he wouldn't have kept coming back and seeking the approval of his fellow Chiefs fans. He's adapted, and he's become a valuable member of this board.
I voted for Boss in the first round. Boss is a deserving n00b of the year, so is JD. ROR deserves it though. He's put in his time, and he's worked to become a valuable member of this board.
Vote for ROR. Vote for the underdog. Oh, and vote for the 150k I'm going to give the next 10 people who vote for him and PM me directly after.
Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider:
Should have waited I pay much better and the next 10 posters should look at my bank account. I am willing to drop millions~
Whats the exact bribe? What do you want me to say in the opening post? [Reply]
Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider:
As I said before I am like JFKs dad I will buy you a win but not a landslide. You contact the voters and I will pay them...well~
Well that makes it no fun what so ever, he already has a huge lead. :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider:
Lets just say if the offer is only 100 or 150k a vote Boss has nothing to worry about as I will double that in a heart beat~
Citizens of Chiefs Planet, I implore you; are you going to let AL DAVIS BUY YOUR VOTE?!
(sorry brah, but at the end of the day; that's the tribe you bleed for) [Reply]
Oops. I almost forgot. You've been :-) with The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick. As will everyone else who votes for ROR. At least until DaFace reads this post and reduces my rep to DCS levels. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Raised On Riots:
Citizens of Chiefs Planet, I implore you; are you going to let AL DAVIS BUY YOUR VOTE?!
(sorry brah, but at the end of the day; that's the tribe you bleed for)
BRC made me the first non Chiefs fan member of the academy. He also said he felt that n00b of the year should be a Chiefs fan which Boss is. and I admire your moxy with the Davis smack however I do not see how someone voting for a Chiefs fan and getting paid very and I mean very well for it has anything to do with Al .Davis~ [Reply]
