Originally Posted by FAX:
A bad sign, no doubt, Mr. Bwana. It appears Mr. BuckinKaeding was exposed to a little too much gayism last night while in an alcohol-induced susceptible and fictile psychological state.
This will likely be followed by an irresistible desire for a banana split.
FAX
Little doubt Mr. FAX and likely a craving for a double helping of polish sausage for mid-afternoon feast. [Reply]
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
While waiting on the corner for my mom and Matthew, these 2 chicks walk up, I really dont remember what they look like, except that they were dressed like whores and I gave one of them my feather boa (ok that sounds gay, but I was a pimp). I told them my story and I guess they pity-made out with me....
Not to sound too anal butt knowing those things are called "feather boa" is a bit suspect in itself.
Proud to say I had to google it.
You may want to break out a mirror, head to bathroom for some private time and make sure ol' Charlie didn't carve his phone number into your ass with a broken bottle in the alley last night. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Otter:
Not to sound too anal butt knowing those things are called "feather boa" is a bit suspect in itself.
Proud to say I had to google it.
You may want to break out a mirror, head to bathroom for some private time and make sure ol' Charlie didn't carve his phone number into your ass last night.
I had a girls help picking out my costume...while I was waiting in line she brought it up to me...it worked with the costume.
OH...It worked out good too.
So those 2 chicks that randomly made out w/ me afterwards, I took the boa off my shoulders and wrapped it around both of their necks pulling their faces closer to me...Smooth Move
Originally Posted by blueballs:
you have your mother come pick you up
Claythan just moved up a notch on the man scale
There is nothing wrong with this dude.
I was 26 years old living away from home. I was trashed beyond belief in Aggieville at 12:30 AM on a Friday night and just got done "Renting" some pizza.
I got in my pickup and almost hit three parked cars.
I had just enough sense to pull over at the minimart in aggieville and park. Got out and gave back the pizza I rented to the parking lot. Stumbled to a phone booth and called my MOM to come pick me up and take me home.
Now isn't that a little better than me driving home that wasted and possibly killing someone?
BTW I puked in my moms Mazda Miata and don't think she wasn't pissed. Yes I had to clean and detail her car. [Reply]
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
I had a girls help picking out my costume...while I was waiting in line she brought it up to me...it worked with the costume.
Not to mention your "bar of choice" last night. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Kerberos:
There is nothing wrong with this dude.
I was 26 years old living away from home. I was trashed beyond belief in Aggieville at 12:30 AM on a Friday night and just got done "Renting" some pizza.
I got in my pickup and almost hit three parked cars.
I had just enough sense to pull over at the minimart in aggieville and park. Got out and gave back the pizza I rented to the parking lot. Stumbled to a phone booth and called my MOM to come pick me up and take me home.
Now isn't that a little better than me driving home that wasted and possibly killing someone?
Originally Posted by Otter:
Not to sound too anal butt knowing those things are called "feather boa" is a bit suspect in itself.
Proud to say I had to google it.
You may want to break out a mirror, head to bathroom for some private time and make sure ol' Charlie didn't carve his phone number into your ass last night.
Whoa!!! Wait just a ding dang dangly dong minute, here. Mr. BuckinKaeding was wearing a feather boa? In a gay bar?
And he's wondering why his girlfriend is upset? I'm sorry to break it to him, but some girls just aren't comfortable with the fag hag scene.