I don’t think we have a place kicker yet. I will volunteer and I think I can perform as well as any kicker we have had in KC recently. I can shank 3 crucial field goals in playoff games, and I can kickoff out of bounds 3 times when the playoffs are on the line. I can even make feeble attempts at tackling returners when the rest of the special teams has broke down.
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I almost forgot to request a position on the team.

I think it would only be fair, given my size, that I should be on the line. I think OT (Left or Right) would suit me fine. I'll protect our no playoff winning QB's blind side if need be.
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As our starting QB (I think . . . Mi gave me the job) I would appreciate Titus covering my blind side and having Bob Dole protect the middle . . . although I have no problems with Dole punishing defenders on short yardage.

Who's GM? Coach?

MM
~~Ready to not win playoff games.
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I volunteered to be the punter, but as a team player, i'll be willing to switch. I could play the line, linebackers, kick returners(oh yeah, a little special teams).

Anyone see the commercial where Santa lines up and says to the elf across from him "Oh yeah, i'm coming for you, pork chop."

The elf replies "Bring it on, fat boy."

an instant classic.
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Mark: I put in for the GM position, but was turned away by Packfan himself! Is there any way to overrule him on this issue? Hoping to be the CARL PETERSON of this team!
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I promise to gather the majority of the vile and rants concerning team Issues from our green and yellow buddy and conduct myself in questionable ways at all times. I can also talk very nasty in the event a first round draft pick or his agent gets out of line and needs a special "chat."

[This message has been edited by Bwana (edited 12-19-2000).]
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I started this thread, so if I say your the GM, your the GM, Bwana. Ken CAN'T be on this team, because it's for those not in his "class."
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Given Bob Dole's tobacco habit, perhaps short yardage back would be best.
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Mi: Allriiiiighty then! Any ideas on FA who I should go after at this point in time? And I still need a coach to spin things off on.

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How about Gene Hackman(The replacements) as coach, and Cameron Diaz (doesn't matter) as assistant GM.

If she can't motivate us, you can try beer.

Think Keanu would be our backup QB?

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I like the Diaz! I'm sure I can come up with some kind of position for her. *wink*
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How about center...but i want to be qb instead of safety now :-)

AND!!! we are NOT using the shotgun...and I demand long snap count.

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I like Denzel (sp?) Washington as coach . . . although running a mile doesn't sound like fun.

MM
~~Developing a Chester-like pseudo-injury to keep from practicing.

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Iowa--
As the only person here who has won a playoff game, I feel as though I have earned the right to be starting QB.

We need an animal like yourself in our secondary.

Although Bwana must make that choice, as well as Mi (owner/punter).

MM
~~Realizes the need to fill all positions.
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Perhaps "missionary," Bwana?
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