Yep, that's good advice. They know exactly what to do with you and typically are not afraid to instruct. I ran into these occassionally in my 20s.
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Mom's gotta ruin the boys fun, don't they....

(BTW, in all seriousness, hope this is a minor setback for the wife. God Bless ya, man.)
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What a loser! :-)
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Naw, he's unique ! :-)
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Listen very carefully, please.

You don't know this kid. You don't know a thing about him. Most of us do. We can have fun at his expense without completely disrespecting him. You can't expect to jump into this community with your first post like that and be accepted. Very disappointing for a noob.

Despite that, welcome to the board. I hope you can make amends and enjoy your time at this great site.
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At the risk of repeating Bob Dole's self...

"Want to go in halves on a bastard?"
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royr17, where did you meet these chicks?
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Haven't you ever been to a family reunion in Kentucky?
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Hell, I don't claim maturity. I hope I never mature. But I'll bet I've had more women than anybody on the Planet. Of course I've had a head start due to my age. That and I spent a year in Korea. They only charged $3 and I went to town every night. Do the math.
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OMG :-)
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Rough estimate on the number of korean "love me long time" you received?
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They call it date night down there.
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Holy shit!

60 minutes/30 seconds = 120 GI's

120 x $3 = $360 an hour

Now, I realize this was in the 30's, but that's pretty good mon-ay for a whore back then.
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I don't have enough numbers given to get a starting point to get my calculator out.
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Kinda defines "The Great Depression", eh?
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