Poop Getting old sucks - Page 4

Originally Posted by crazycoffey:
I’ve sprained my ankle twice now. While I was asleep. How does that happen?

How fucking tight are your sheets tucked!!
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Originally Posted by Holladay:
All of us have sharted a lil bit through life. It is bad in a busy work place environment...you have to walk like the Ginger Bread Man and hopefully no one notices.

I think the worst story (maybe here on CP) was a dude trying to anal with a beauty and she crapped all over him. He ran from the house...naked.

My worst story was when I was still kinda a newlywed. (1-2yrs). We slept in a small full sized bed. We slept naked per usual. Just laid down and oops. Damn that sucked. THIS was a situation where you can not hide it:-) I blacked out after this (memory hole) and haven't a clue how the situation was remedied.

The older we get, the better our Spidey senses get thus it doesn't turn into an episode.

This is great :-).
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You know your old when your backache develops a backache.
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Originally Posted by notorious:
All dat turkey. It’s like spackle on my bowels.

That's how Elvis died.
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Originally Posted by Kman34:
Kids these days…

Yeah, at 49 he has not a clue yet. Enjoy life while you are still so young!:-)
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