What if Denver players put petroleum jelly all over their jerseys and arms, like they did in Denver's Super Bowl season, when they violated the Salary Cap?
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Or what if the current Donks QB does like Elway did in the Donks game at KC in 1991 on a 3rd down play at the KC 30-yard line play that went like this:

Elway rolls to his left, crosses the line of scrimmage, then pulls a turd out of his back pocket & throws it into the end zone and it sticks to one of the Donks WRs for a touchdown.

The play then goes under review from the replay booth, but they don't scrutinize it at all & tell the head official to let the touchdown count, instead of it being correctly ruled an illegal forward pass with a 5-yard penalty and loss of down being enforced.
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