Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

You don't seem nice.
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ME LOVE ESCORTS LONG TIME!
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Any more entertainment value to be squeezed out of this thread?
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Damn my wife is 6'1"without heels too.
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:-) I got some road head while I was in KC for xmas.
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Quit going to Independence Avenue bruh
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I don't pay for it like you do.

My wife and I went to the boat and she wanted to get a little frisky on the way home and we couldn't do anything while at my mother's house. So I got some road head. Yay for me.
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Truth be told, I'd give up head forever for just one more chance at a true love... when you love a girl enough, head is great, but the ultimate satisfaction comes from having someone in your life that gets your fart jokes and idiosyncracies, someone that knows your every move in bed and is there every night anyway.

I'd give up head for that, yes I would.

The older I get, the more important availability, consistency and familiarity is... playing the field is so hit and miss, so full of meaningless relationships and lonely nights, the guys in their 20's and 30's can have that shit.
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That was, quite possibly, the gayest post ever, Scott. .. And Billay says a LOT of gay shit on here.
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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Search is back on!:-)
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